LETS TALK ABOUT TITS & FLOWER CROWNS

May 4

Someone needs teeth whitener.

Besides products to buy at Duane Reade, I co-hosted a lovely little function with my gal pals Caroline, Christine, Jessie, Bonnie and Laura with Poshmark at the Ace Hotel last week. Not only did I talk about my tits all night long, I sold some of my ~~crap~~ precious belongings courtesy of the Poshmark app. Tits and dolla bills, sounds familiar.

I donned a custom-made floral crown by my dear friend, Augusto. He is a magic man let me tell you. One day, I'll convince him to make a website. Until then, only my girl Lauren (He made her a bridal floral crown for her wedding day) and I are the only ones to own his custom made creations.

If you haven't checked out what I'm selling, go download the Poshmark app and buy my ~~shit~~ lovely belongings. You know what that means? It means I'll buy more stuff, I'll get sick of it and I'll sell it again for half the cost. LOVE IT RIGHT?!

Oh and P.S. for those who bought something, I'm totally lagging at sending out your purchases. Work has been cray cray but don't you worry- I'll hopefully have them out this week!

Thank you Poshmark for hosting us- I had a great time with my gals and yummy tequila!