I've long since been jealous of the "nipples-only", breasted women. But, from the moment I entered 10th grade, I welcomed tits like I've never seen. And, man, did I EVER show them off. Ask my poor, poor parents, it was a thing in my house. That or the exposed thong. We can thank Sisqo and Britney Spears for that. 

Now that I'm way grown, too grown to be trying to show them off, I tend to reduce them down, act like they are just nipples. Yeah, hardly. But, I still want so desperately to be free. I mean, I'm already free in other regions (5 years and counting) so why can't I try ever-so-often? Well, welcome this Free People dress. 

It serves every possible purpose it could for a spring/summer dress. I live in this thing, mostly undergarment-less and it really makes me the happiest woman. Who doesn't love to be free as hell? Granted, we, including I, can't all the trough around sans underthings but really, I just fxcking do it. 

All I care about is a nipple popping out. If that doesn't happen, it's been a damn good day.  

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Free People Slip Dress | GET IT
TopShop Dressing Robe | GET SOMETHIN' SIMILAR
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Sam Edelman Allison Heels | GET IT (on sale yo!)

Photos: Chelsea Cooper