The gloomy weather over the weekend made me glum. My reaction? Wear all black and add a sexy time corset that you snagged at a Frederick's of Hollywood that you used to manage when you were 19, because that's suitable.

Surprisingly enough, I wasn't a tad bit hot in this. I suppose because layering with sexual things like sheer and lace and demi-cupped corsets allow the body to breathe. Not only that but I have on cut-out wedges! C'mon, it's like a full-body ventilation system. I woke up on the right side of bed this morning. Clearly educated.

My advice to you: Grab your cheekiest, cheapest, sleaziest, jankiest lingerie unit and put it over a black maxi dress. It's just a huge Tada' moment for your tatas and your whoo-ha. Bam. Fashionista.

Frederick's of Hollywood corset (

a much more fun & suitable one

) | black maxi dress c/o

ValRouge

| Zara black vest, borrowed from the roomie | random laser cut wedges (

cooler & sexier.

bitch.

) | Milly jeweled bracelet

Photos by the awesome

Lydia Hudgens

Yo. This was a sponsored post. However, just because they pay me, don't mean I sit pretty. I always write my honest opinion when necessary and never will I represent something I would not purchase/wear myself. Ever. I wouldn't post if I didn't believe in the product, despite the pay. I will never persuade you or put a gun to your head to buy. That's just rude. OH and also illegal.